Really know me…

After the hearing of the podcast from “THE Linguist”, we must produce a short story, realistic or not, with the same processus of “THE Linguist” and to take the same structure of sentences from this podcats.

This is the story 2 of the TD 2 ( with me ( Grégoire B.), Yacine A., Julie E., Nicolas M. and Alexandre H. ).

Today I went to visit Santa Klaus. And as everybody knows Santa Klaus talks a lot. Sometimes he even stops giving gifts just to talk, which I find midly erotic.

On the other hand, I’m always entertained for 364 days while he talks to me. He does a good job, but it isn’t too hard. He works only a day per year. He is not the faster Santa Klaus in the Universe but he is the only one on the Earth.

He told me that he come to North Pôle as a 16 years old, 200 years ago. He met Sarah Palin during a Panda hunting. She gave him one of her socks and they immediatly fall in love.

I’m the the love-fruit of this union. Since the murder of the sacred Panda by Sarah Palin’s light saber.

I decided, myself, to become a Jedi Pinguin in order to revenge the Panda and kill my Mum

May be the force be with you.

I hope you enjoyed this story, vote for him. But sorry, it isn’t a true story, it’s a fiction, and a real trip coming from the depth of five brains. But the murder of Sarah Palin it’s maybe be true because Sarah Palin Sarah Palin kills everything which is moving : duck, birds, bears, saumons, dogs, cats, olds ladies, cars, clouds, and a lot of things. The listing will be hard and not necessary.

You can hear the others stories with this little player.

I vote for the fourth story of the TD1, with this incredible story with prince and princess.